Do You Fish? Eat Broccoli? What Time Do You Wake Up? Ever Been To Africa?

Do You Fish? Eat Broccoli? What Time Do You Wake Up? Ever Been To Africa?

So I got one of those all about you questionnaires via e-mail for like the jillionth time. I usually just send it back to the same list of my friends' friends, so this time I thought I'd just post my answers here instead of sending them to a bunch of strangers (like half of you aren't strangers):

Time started: 11:03 a.m.
Nickname: Riss
Age: 27
Birthday: July 24
Kids and Pets: Twin baby daughters Angelina and Faith, and two crazy ass dogs
Hair color: Black
Piercings: 6 in my ears, used to have one in my nose that I'm going to get re-done. One in each nipple. Just kidding. Crazy ass people.
Eye color: Brownish blackish but lilac or green if I want to actually see anything.
Tattoos: Three (Tribal Dragon, Sun and Stars of the Filipino flag on my back, rose on my ankle)
Hometown: Los Angeles, California
Town you live in: Jersey City, NJ (I've come down in the world)

Ever been to Africa: Nope. Why do these questionnaires always ask this most random of questions. "What about Azerbaijan, ever been there??"
Been toilet papering: Yeap. It's especially fun when you're high because you think you're on some kind of secret military mission in hostile territory (which you really kinda are.)
Been in a car accident? Fender benders *knock on wood*
Croutons or bacon bits? Dead pig is always better than YEAST.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke. Apparently even random questionnaires have endorsements.
Have you ever been convicted of a crime: Nope, "convicted" being the operative word. Just kidding. No really, I'm kidding.
First thing you think when you wake up: "Which one is that crying?"
Store you'd max your credit card out in: Best Buy, but I could also max it out in Barnes and Noble. And Babies R Us. And Saks. And Toys R Us.
Most annoying thing people ask: "Is it two boys or two girls?" "It's two boys in pink you fucking moron."
Bedtime: 1am-ish
Last person you went out to dinner with: Geo and the girls
Ford or Chevy: Who cares.
What are you listening to right now: That one song by Weezer "If you want to destroy my sweater...", a benadryl commercial, Faith is making some weird noise while she sleeps.
If you could vacation anywhere in the world: Madeira Island
If you could live anywhere in the world: Tuscany

Favorite color: Lilac
Favorite foods: Anything that is killed before being cooked. Okay not anything. I refuse to eat deer, lamb, cow's tongue or people.
Favorite day of the week: Saturday
Favorite Holiday: Thanksgiving. Beer, food and football what more could you want.
Favorite restaurant: Tacqueria Vallarta in Santa Cruz, Goldilock's in Cali/Philippines
Favorite flower: Peach tulips
Favorite sport to watch: Football
Favorite drink: Anything that has the word "proof" on the bottle. Okay, Summer Peach Snapple.
Favorite alcoholic drink: Ketel One and cran
Favorite ice cream flavor: Haagen Daas Creme Brulee ice cream
Disney or Warner Bros: Warner Bros (I'm all about Pinky and the Brain, Batman Beyond and the Tiny Toons)
Favorite fast food restaurant: Jack in the Crack
Favorite TV shows: 24, Law and Order, SVU, Friends, Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Favorite perfume: Oh! by Moschino
Favorite cologne: DKMen Unleaded
Favorite song: "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails
Favorite book: This always changes. Today it's Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West. No it's not my autobiography.
Favorite movie: Top Gun

(Some questions they should have had)

Do you pick your nose: Of course not. I only pick zits inside my nose.
Biggest pet peeve: Liberals. Just kidding. You all are like #89 on the list. People who go 130 down the highway, weaving in and out of traffic are at number one. Kill yourselves if you want, but don't take other people with you.
Your worst personality trait: Impatience

If you were to be executed what would be your last meal: Fettucine alfredo, broiled lobster tail with melted butter, steamed crab legs, asparagus with hollandaise sauce, spinach and artichoke white pizza, country-fried steak, corn on the cob, garlic mashed potatoes, lechon kawali with mang tomas, lumpia shanghai, pork sinigang, fresh mozzarella and tomatoes, a carne asada burrito with extra guacamole, tempura shrimp, tempura scallops, tandoori chicken and rice with that yogurt sauce, clams in green garlic sauce, peking-style pork chops, salt and pepper squid, scalloped potatoes, crepes with fresh strawberries and whipped cream. Oh and a banana split. Oh and a grilled sourdough burger. And some eggs benedict. Hey it's my last meal, I'm making it count.

In a past life you were: A warrior princess (sans the lesbianism and cheeky blond life partner)
Food you despise: Okra, peas, gardenburgers, tofu
Song you despise: I think boy bands are the worst thing to happen to music since the accordion.
Worst movie you've seen in the theatre: Bounce
Guilty pleasures: Reading The Enquirer in the checkout line, the FX show Nip/Tuck
Favorite junk foods: White Chocolate Reese's Cups, chili cheese fritos, hot fries, Godiva hazelnut truffles
Do you bite your nails: Sometimes.
Do you bite other peoples' nails: Sometimes.
Do you pee in the shower: Only if someone's foot is there.
Most recent stupid thing you've done: Burned myself about 3 minutes ago taking the cover off a TV dinner. Note to my idiot self: Steam is REALLY hot. Not tolerably hot. REALLY hot.

What 5 books would you take with you, were you to be warned in advance that you were going to be stranded on a desert island:

An Idiot's Guide To Determining What Things Are Edible and What Things Are Poisonous
How To Catch and Skin A Fish Without Gagging
Using Banana Leaves To Prevent Sand From Going Where Sand Was Not Meant To Go
Robinson Crusoe
Harry Potter Book Five (It's the longest)

Time finished: Well after all the interruptions (you know, babies wanting to be played with, snuggled, fed of all things) it was 3:14 already.

Edit: Now it's 11:11 a.m. the next day. I thought of more food for my last meal before execution. They don't have a limit do they? That would be kind of fucked up. "Sir, we're strapping you into this electric chair tomorrow and flipping the switch until your eyeballs burst. What do you want as your last meal, provided it only comes from one restaurant and costs less than 7 dollars?"