The Merry Widow
The front page story in the New York Daily News is the fact that Generosa Ammon, widow of Ted Ammon (the Long Island millionaire who was found bludgeoned to death in his home three months ago) has recently married the electrician who wired the couple's home. Let me see...
Fact 1: Ted Ammon was worth over $80 million
Fact 2: Ammon and his wife were embroiled in a bitter divorce and custody battle at the time of his death.
Fact 3: Profilers and detectives who have studied the crime scene and autopsy reports agree he was murdered by someone he knew.
Fact 4: Generosa Ammon has been involved with her new husband, the man she refers to as "her soulmate" since early 2000. They now live in a renovated "castle" in England that Ted Ammon had wanted to sell but was blocked by Generosa.
Fact 5: Due to his untimely death, the divorce never went through and Generosa Ammon how helps manage Ted Ammon's fortune.
Conclusion: The person who killed JonBenet Ramsey must have done it. It's good that Generosa Ammon and Daniel Pelosi have married because now they can take a page from O.J.'s book and concentrate on finding "the real killers." Hopefully this endeavor won't interfere with the tea parties and various other English countryside soirees. The moral of the story I guess is that people killing other people for money is inevitable. The only variable is that in the Hamptons they kill each other for $80 million, while in Newark they kill each other for $8. By the way, they should just close the investigation and save New York taxpayers some money. The bitch is going to go free, rich people in this country have zero accountability for their actions. If you don't believe me, go chit-chat with the Ramseys, O.J. or Lizzie Grubman (the chick who mowed down clubgoers in the Hamptons during a hissy fit).