I WANT ONE OF THESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dave Barry's column is hysterical today. It describes what my Dad feels like on what he calls "a holiday created by Americans to make themselves feel better about the fact that they treat their parents like crap on the other 364 days of the year."
Best paragraph from the article:
"On the perfect Father's Day there would be just Dad, wearing his oldest surviving undershorts, free of pressure, maybe just sitting in front of the TV, watching the NBA playoffs. There would be no conversation, other than Dad periodically observing that these players today could carry the ball across Montana and never get called for traveling."