June 28, 2002

Keep The Garage Door Open

Keep The Garage Door Open

My friend just e-mailed me this article about a couple who died while doing it in the backseat of their car. Doesn't that just suck the big one?? Dying of carbon monoxide poisoning because you forgot to hit the recirculate button. What sucks is you know people normally want to die with dignity, even if they say "I want to die while having sex." No one really means that do they?? I wouldn't want MY parents having to explain to their friends that their daughter was so horny and wanted some so badly, she did it in a running car in a closed garage and died. Of course, the eulogy would probably be interesting.

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