I got my new dog. His name isn't Czar like I had originally planned. He doesn't act like a Czar. He acts like a little mushy ball of fur.

He is an 8-week-old lab, just like the dog I grew up with. He and Bailey get along very well, even with all the territorial brawling. At first Bailey peed a few times in inappropriate places to mark his territory, but I beat the shit out of him with a lead pipe so I'm sure once he gets out of his coma he won't do it again. Just kidding. I'm kidding!!! Okay I see I need to post a picture of Bailey right now so that people don't think I killed him. See? He's alive. He looks like he's posing in that picture though. What a character. Look at that pic... Bailey's so teensy. The puppy's almost bigger than him. Bailey's been a great "older brother" though, even though he's only a year old. Down my block there's this evil German Shepard that always barks like a madman whenever people walk by. I hate this dog because he's enormous and mean and always looks like he can break down the gate that fences him in. Anyway Bailey normally ignores him but Wolfie got really scared and sat down and started whimpering. So Bailey got between Wolfie and the German Shepard and started barking ferociously at him. Wolfie felt better after that and started walking again. Go Bailey!! Bailey thinks he's like 100 pounds.

Aww Joe Millionaire is winding down... *big long sigh* It will be over soon and then the only reality TV show I could ever stomach watching more than twice (other than the auditions of American Idol and Pop Stars) will no longer be. And I'm on an American Idol blackout in protest of the judges cutting the little girly I liked, Stephanie something or other. You guys remember her. She was the one that looked like what Christina Aguilera should have looked like, if she possessed an iota of class. I'm sure people still have no idea who I'm talking to so I'll also say she was the blonde 16-year-old that made grown men chant "damn statuatory rape laws" over and over inside their heads. NOW you guys know who I mean.

So back to Joe Millionaire. My favorite part of this week's episode was when the blonde chic Sara tried to sound intelligent by complaining that Evan wasn't "extraneously intellectual." Extraneous means irrelevant, not part of or not essential. You figure it out if that phrase makes sense. I love how Fox deliberately chose some guy that is so dumb he thinks dumb women are smart. Okay eliminations are up. I love how confident Sara is just because she banged him in Nice haha. Yes!!! Melissa the annoying Jewish American Princess has finally been cut. She was so sure she was going to make it too. I can't believe she even made it on the show as one of the contestants in the first place. Awwww she's crying. This show is so funny!!!!!!!!