July 7, 2003

The Hulk

Okay this article about some anatomically correct Hulk toy is fucking hysterical... those cheeky Spaniards. I want one. THE TOY!! THE TOY!!

The mom in the article said (and I quote): "Considering the doll is only 12-inches tall it's amazing how big his willy is."

Hmmm. If you do the math, The Hulk toy's goods are about an inch in length and he's 12 inches tall. 12:1 ratio. So if The Hulk was 6 feet tall, his penis would only be 6 inches long. I'm not saying size matters absolutely but come on... he's THE HULK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If he ain't packin, who is???

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