Random Shit (As Usual)

Random Shit (As Usual)

Am I the only person on the planet who has realized that Justin Timberlake is not the least bit attractive? Not only is he unattractive, he sings and dances like a girl. If you're going to look girly at least be doing something manly. See also: Legolas. You might think he's just all perfect hair and bone structure until you watch him stab an orc in the throat with an arrow.

So this guy committed suicide to escape a nagging wife... Instead of focusing on the tragedy of it all, I'm wondering how she'll be able to hold her head up at the fish market. All the other wives now know that she is sooooooooo annoying, her husband would have rather been dead than spend yet another excruciating moment with her. She was so bad he didn't even do what other husbands do. He just skipped the whole middle-aged-years-spent-banging-his-23-year-old-gold-digger-mistress stage of life and went right to death.

Like it came as a big fucking surprise to anyone that Al Gore's son smokes pot. If I were Al Gore's child and had to listen to him talk all day I'd forgo pot and be a crackhead. I'm sure his boring monologues are a lot funnier when on crack. What did come as a surprise is that he was stupid enough to get caught. Who the hell gets caught smoking pot by the police? That's like getting a ticket for jaywalking.

It's nice to know that it's literally this easy to rob a bank. I should have tried that the last time I was at Chase. "Hi there, please put all your money into this bag (you weak-willed dildo) thank you much." I mean if you're getting jacked on the street then it's probably best just to go along with it, but in a bank I had assumed they had to be convinced a bit more.