Conversation

Conversation

Tony came over to visit the girls last night and he came bearing gifts!! He got me 3 DVDs; Bad Boys 2, Terminator 3 and American Wedding (to which I gave him an inquiring look because he knows I normally only watch action films and he said something about comedy but I know he just wanted me to play the movie so he could see some "BOOBIES!!!!") I love any and all DVDs though so I fought the urge to run around our house screaming "SCORE!!!!!!" So we had a couple of drinks and popped in Bad Boys 2.

Me: Want some Hennessy or a Corona?
Tony: Well I haven't eaten all day and I have work tomorrow so I'll just have a Corona.
Me: Hennessy it is then!

It was a simple night. We don't have those psychotic all-night drinking sessions anymore. To be honest, I really don't miss the whole am-I-going-to-choke-on-my-own-vomit-while-I-sleep-and-die feeling.

Geo and I had a relatively interesting discussion this morning while I was doing the dishes and he was eating cake (FOR BREAKFAST).

Geo: She had an expression like chicks have in porn when guys shoot in their face.
Me: Pirate's eye?
(Geo imitates it and we both laugh hysterically)
Me: They're like "eeew eew" but they have to look like they're enjoying it because that's what guys like. So their facial expression is a combination of "Oh God this is the grossest thing ever" and "Hey this is more fun than Disneyland."
Geo: Especially when it's Ron Jeremy.
Me: Bleehhhhhhhhh.

And they say good conversation ends with marriage.