News Flash

News Flash

Two people have sent me this article in the last 5 minutes. Ya'll needed a news conference to tell you Governor McGreevey was gay?????? I could have told you that after the first time I saw one of his campaign commercials. The biggest surprise in that article for me was that he was born in Jersey City. I didn't know we had white people in Jersey City. But Geo informed me that when he was growing up, there were a whole bunch of white people on this one street near us, but that they all left about 14 years ago.

So when Tony and Geo came home from work today I told them the news. Tony replied "Who cares, he sucks anyway." We both looked at him and he said "Well, literally I guess."

Speaking of gay lovers, I just headed into the bedroom to see whether or not they were able to fix the computer in there.

Me: Just wanted to see what you two gay lovers were up to in here.
Tony: We're just gay lovering.
Me: Oh okay.
Tony: Dude you want to taste this? It tastes like pussy.
Me: Isn't that thermal paste?
Tony: Yeap.
Geo: Dude, why are you eating glue?
Me: We're adults now. We're not supposed to be eating glue anymore.
Tony: Who said I was an adult?

He has a point.