Okay forget everything bad I've ever said about Saddam. He's not a murderous psychopath. He's a stand-up guy. No really. I bet he throws great dinner parties, is an awesome friend, a wonderful spouse and (when he's not threatening to kill them) a great parent to his children. There is that whole having gay sex with the devil thing, but hey, we all have our embarrassing moments.
Okay I may have to take this down. His face kinda bugs. I think it's the eyebrows. Do you think he dyes them?
I was trying to think of why I would be Saddam (yeah I'm being sarcastic) when I read this news article on Andrea Yates' murder conviction being overturned. Yeah okay. I admit it. In MY world, I would strap this bitch in and flick the switch myself. "Are you sure the electricity is working properly? Should we do a few test runs on some of the child molesters?"
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I was also likened to the same mutual friend of ours, Saddam Husayn Al-Tikriti, who unlike Riss and me, is now in US custody.
This comes as somewhat flattering news, as he was without question the coolest guy in the Iraqi deck of cards we play poker with. How I aspire to be the cool guy in a deck of cards!
Bill Clinton................................
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Well what are you waiting for? Kneel down!
Well where's my copy of Walt Whitman's Leaves of Grass?
O HYMEN! O hymenee! why do you tantalize me thus?
O why sting me for a swift moment only?
Why can you not continue? O why do you now cease?
Is it because if you continued beyond the swift moment you would soon certainly kill me?
Poetry? Bah!
I was Einstein! Score! TAke that, suckahs!
He was a leader?
Hey I liked the poetry! I also need my blue dress from the Gap though.
I was actually going for the "Macedonian Dwarf" answer. That would be cool.
Okay, i DID get Mother Teresa, "the macedonian dwarf" and the SAD thing is I tried to make myself TOUGHER than I even am. I answered the median to almost every question.... Maybe Mother Teresa was a tougher Bitch then I knew. In any case, I wanted Bill Clinton!!!!!
Hahaha I can just picture you at the comp, picking the tougher answers and all of a sudden "WHAT?? Mother Theresa still???"
Haha Phin, I was going for the nicer answers too. Like "Semi-accurate" instead of "Very accurate" haha.
I'm Gandhi. That's funny, since I just wrote an entry on my blog promoting public executions.
I'm stealing another of your tests for my blog. Sorry, but it's the highest form of flattery. ;)
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