My 700th Post

My 700th Post

Yes, I realize that's a lot of idiocy for one blog. But hey, I've been doing this for almost 4 years. Sure there are months in 2003 where I disappeared because I was pregnant and griping elsewhere. But that's still a whole lot of useless words on here. I'm pretty sick of me. I was sick of me about 400 posts ago. I can't believe you guys aren't. So let's learn about you!

Sitemeter says my average unique daily visits is about 200 (not counting the ones who come from BlogExplosion, because they just surf through anyway). So assuming that 30 or so of those are my friends who comment regularly, I'm left with around 170 visits each day from people who stay quiet. Using Fake Math, 170 unique (meaning once you come, you're not counted again for that day) visits a day probably translates to somewhere in the vicinity of 500 different people each week. Remember, Fake Math is not always precise (nor accurate). So assuming that at least 200 of you regularly come each week while the rest are just passing through, but I only know of about 30 of you, who are the rest of you people?

I'm not asking this to be mean. Obviously if I've put my idiotic thoughts up on the internet for the whole world to read then I want people to read them. But I am genuinely curious about the blurkers (after this post I'm going to stop giving Ray credit for that word because I've hijacked it and made it my bitch.) Especially if some of the blurkers through are friends from the past or new people who are as weird as I am.

*JEDI MIND TRICK* "You want to respond to this questionnaire..."

1. First name, alias or the initials on your underpants
2. Location location location
3. Favorite song
4. Favorite food
5. Favorite porn or I guess movie
6. Describe yourself in three words.
7. What's the lowest amount of money you'd shove your thumb up Dr. Phil's ass for?
8. Do you get out of the shower to pee?
9. What celebrity would you like to hit in the back of the head with a shovel?
10. Have we ever met?
11. If not, is it because you're in a straightjacket right now and moving the mouse with your nose?
12. If you owned a racehorse, what would its name be?
13. Be honest, on the drink scale how easy are you? For example, I knew a chick in college whose pants fell off of their own accord after two shots.
14. Share something with us. Your credit card number for example.

Oh and don't think you regulars are exempt from this thing just because we yell out "NORM!!!!!" when you walk into the bar.