The 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse

The 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse
(Okay not really. I'm just trying to make this post seem cool.)

I rarely do these things because I feel like I'm totally half-assing a post. Which I am. But eventually the pseudo-guilt is overcome by the need to be courteous and not ignore the people who tagged me, Black Eyed Girl, K and Elaine (who tagged me with something else but I have selective reading.) I say "pseudo-guilt" because every blogger is self-absorbed to a degree, or they wouldn't blog. These things feed into that. Added and subtracted some questions though to make it less generic.

Four jobs I've had:
1. Teen suicide prevention counselor (That 90210 episode was based on our program at Cedars-Sinai)
2. Computer support technician ("Did you try re-booting" was the extent of my knowledge but it paid $10 an hour in college. Hey that rhymed.)
3. Public relations assistant for the NBA
4. Public relations manager for a brokerage

Four places I have lived:
1. Los Angeles, CA (13 years)
2. Santa Cruz, CA (4 years)
3. Newark, NJ (2 years)
4. Jersey City, NJ (5 years and counting)

Four places I've been on vacation:
1. France
2. Italy
3. The Philippines
4. Minnesota (not kidding)

Four places I'd rather be right now:
1. In Los Angeles visiting Nicky (Ohhh Nicky you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind hey Nicky), my dad and sister (and those other two people my sister come with now)
2. On a beach on Madeira Island
3. In New Zealand taking the Lord of the Rings tour (Yeah, so?)
4. In your mom. Sorry, that is so rude. I don't even have a penis.

Four weird places I've had sex:
1. On a tennis court.
2. In a moving vehicle.
3. In a vehicle parked on 7th Avenue at like 8pm.
4. In the bathroom of some ghetto little restaurant in Philly (When Geo and I came out of the bathroom there were like 10 little kids waiting in line with huge eyes.)

Four X-Men comic characters whose superpowers I want:
1. Wolverine
2. Psylocke
3. Nightcrawler
4. Pyro

Four crappy traits of mine:
1. Procrastination
2. Brain-to-mouth filter sometimes malfunctions
3. Impatience
4. I curse like a sailor who just found a rash on his penis after a port of call.

Four things on Ebay that I'm going to bid for (in about 10 years):
1. A houseboat (when I was a kid we used to go houseboating on Lake Havasu in Arizona)
2. A scuba-diving trip to the Great Barrier Reef in Australia
3. A Winnebago (in case the plumbing on the houseboat ain't so hot)
4. A 12th century castle in Switzerland that I will rename Castle Greyskull. You know that shit's haunted though.

I was also considering the "starring role in a feature film" but do I really want to pay $100,000 to be in a pron flick? Especially when I make my own for free. Just kidding. About the "free."