Mike J saw this at the last bar we hit up, right above the urinal:
1. What's the proper etiquette at a urinal? Do you stare straight ahead or straight down? If you catch someone taking a peek, do you say something or is it like the elephant in the room. Everyone knows what he's doing but no one mentions it. For those urinals that are really close together, do you wait until the person next to you has gone to avoid potential splashing? Is there some type of flushing mechanism for the group urinals, or kind of a side faucet thing? If you have a slight boner do you wait it out or push it down? Do guys with small penises always take the corner ones, and guys with big ones head for the front and let it flap around for a bit? Is it considered rude to make small talk? Do guys ever just wait for the stall, or is that reserved for poopage?
2. Someone had to explain to me what the pink "urinal cake" actually was. In the blurry picture I was viewing at the time, it looked like disembodied testicles.
3. For a million dollars would you eat soup out of a urinal that had been hosed down but not scrubbed?
Inquiring minds want to know.
3:33 p.m. edit: The comments reminded me of this urinal at a bar called Kelly's in Hoboken that me and Mike used to always hit up. Mike came out the first time and was like "Riss, come in here you gotta see this." It was this enormous urinal spanning the entire wall. It looked like 5 urinals had combined to form one big urinal, like some sort of Voltron Urinal. "And I'll form the head!" Wait... I just got that. And I'l form THE HEAD HAHAHAHA... oh man.
No comments:
Post a Comment