April 3, 2006

Third Show

Eh

So my third show is coming up and I'm already at a loss for what to say. Is this a new record or something, complete lack of creative material after two shows?

Eh. I'll think of something.

Or, you all could help me. Post questions to be discussed on air here, or make requests. You can also e-mail tequilashotsradio@gmail.com or another of my myriad of e-mail accounts. "But why Riss, you didn't even play my request last week." Wise guy. It will be played, eventually.

I supposed I could always fall back on the weather, or the old "Venetian blinds versus traditional drapes" debate. Or food. Food never gets old. Okay, food technically gets old but talking about food doesn't.

And, how am I possibly going to trump the "Ask a bisexual" segment from last week. More people need microphones and Skype. Especially Kaan for "Ask a guy with one friend who finger-banged a dwarf, another friend who had sex with a midget and yet another friend who got a blowjob from a woman with a wooden leg." I think Kaan belongs to some secret society, like The Proponents of Interesting Sexual Scenarios... otherwise known as PISS.

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