Apparently I'm a Kalashnikov AK-47 but if I weren't that I'd be a Beretta M92 and if I wasn't that I'd be (my personal favorite) a Dragunov sniper rifle. Let's pretend that was first and that it was Dragunov's 7.62-mm SVD sniper rifle with optical sight for night firing and inclement weather. I know, I know. That's not fair. I'm an AK-47:
I'm probably too loud to be a sniper rifle huh?
In that gun test was a surface-to-air missile one of the options? I would pay money to be able to fire one of those legally. And get a grenade launcher for the mouth of the caves. I'll just seal the bastards in then drop some nitrus oxide in there and a match. I think I'd be a great army commander. I wouldn't give a fuck.
Random Soldier: "They're surrendering."
General Riss: "So the fuck what....give me a few more of those grenades. Shoot the guy with the white flag first...pussy."