2:01 A.M.

12:01 A.M.

Geo and I watched the 12:01 A.M. showing of Lord of the Rings: Return of the King this morning. Yeah we're dorks. But it was a good movie. Long as hell though. I'll wait a couple days before I write my own review, just to give people some time to see it. Mainly I just wanted to come on here and say how much I hate high school kids. Not all. But most. The theatre we went to in Secaucus was filled to the brim with wannabe gangsta white boys (who you know cross the street in fear when they're alone and see a black person) and the cast of "Skanky High School Hoes Gone Wild." The group in front of us were the worst offenders but amused me so it wasn't bad. There was Dirty Skank, Ugly Best Friend and Ugly Best Friend's Boyfriend (who you know goes home and jerks off to thoughts of Dirty Skank.) The rest of the group was comprised of Malibu's Most Wanted, who only showed up because they were hoping they'd get to finger Dirty Skank in between scenes, but someone's hand was already there. I got freaked for a moment, imagining my girls in high school but then I relaxed. I relaxed because I remembered that 1) Geo doesn't have a secretary he can bang instead of being at home raising his children 2) We're not rich enough to even think for a moment that material offerings equals love 3) My girls are going to be too smart to have their self-confidence measured by how much attention horny little boys give them 4) My girls are going to be too smart to have friends whose most intelligently-worded sentence is "Hey girl, I like totally saw that and stuff" (Please God Please God Please God Please God Please God Please God....please please please).