Okay but before I decide whether or not to change the direction of my blog, I have to say a few things about My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance:
This chic is such a dumb ass cunt... I know the producers did it on purpose but they're totally reeling me in. I just want to wrap my hands around her snotty little overpriviliged neck and scream "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE CONVINCING YOU STUPID LITTLE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Right into her Poor Man's Sarah Michelle Gellar face.
I can't stand how she's on the verge of crying all the time and ultra upset because the people she cares about might think she'd actually marry someone who's such a loser. And if anyone in her world is actually buying her half-assed act then I have a couple bridges and some dot com stock to sell them. I wonder how much she's going to walk away with. At least a couple hundred grand I would hope.
This broad is definitely on my desert island that I would firebomb. Her and Ereka from the Apprentice (and maybe Katrina) are sunbathing while Evan Marriott teabags Kimberley Caldwell on the next towel. That chic Melissa from the first Joe Millionaire is under an umbrella because she doesn't want to freckle. I loathe myself for knowing these peoples' names, damn my idiotic propensity to remember useless info. I don't know what the hell I was doing last Wednesday but I know that Paris Hilton can't give a blowjob properly. If the average person uses 8% of their brain, I must use a percent.
Oh and on American Idol I hope that hot Filipino gay guy makes it to the next round.
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