High School Reunion: Episode Three or Four I Forget

High School Reunion: Episode Three or Four I Forget

Okay so we're back in the Seduction House with The Quarterback and The Homecoming Queen. HQ is in a fit of indecision because she has a "good man" back home but the QB is calling some good plays and she's feeling a bit moist. She finally asks him up front to pretty much kiss her and he says.... NO!! What?!?!?!

Geo: Ohhh.... he's good.
Me: Yeah he is.
Geo: She's going to want him even more now. You chics are like that.
Me: I know. We always want whatever toy that other girl is playing with. Or whatever toy doesn't want to play with us.

And of course, by the end of the day...

"HE... COULD... GO... ALL... THE... WAY!!!"

The QB scores.

They gave The Nerd guy a makeover and he's looking pretty fly. I mean, relatively speaking he looks better than that fruity ass Pipsqueak the girls all think is hot. Which reminds me... WHY??? WHY??? WHY??? He'd look more natural with a dick in his mouth. Back to The Nerd though, I wish they'd talked him out of the Birkenstocks and into a pair of Docs or Nikes. I mean I realize they're in Hawaii but for the first date of his entire adult life he really should have put on a pair of real shoes. Did you see the bottom of his feet???? I'm disappointed in him too. After years of being treated like crap by "The Popular People" he chooses one to take on his Hall Pass. He should have brought The Wallflower, who's considered an ugly-duckling-turned-swan as well.

Sophomore Slut #3 is rocking a green shirt that says "Come 'n Get It" with a wide open back. Okay I've never seen a backless baby T before. This chic is reaching all new levels of desperate, attention-grabbing ploys. The Player is also wearing the male equivalent, a tight T-shirt that says "Trust Me."

Geo: Never trust a guy wearing a shirt that says "trust me."
Me: He's mad because everyone else is getting ass. Even The Nerd is on the precipice of getting some much-neeed ass.
Geo: No one's going to hook up with him if they know he's a player.
Me: Not true, one of the leftover girls who are pissed they're not getting any attention would nail him.
Geo: True dat.

Incidentally, why is The Player called "The Player." I have yet to see him actually play anyone, except maybe with himself behind closed doors.

And finally we have the Inevitable Skinny Dipping Interlude. You know it had to happen. Ever since the camera touched down on the Sophomore Slut Squad emerging from the truck, you knew this episode was a foregone conclusion. Could they have been any more predictable.

Me: Who is that nasty looking girl.... oh my God it's The Pipsqueak. I thought it was a girl.
Geo: He looks like a girl.
Me: He's not normal that one. He's like one of those guys that tucks their penis in between their legs and dances around pretending to be a woman.
Geo: You sound like you've seen that before.
Me: Shhh. The show's back on.

Could SS1 and SS3 be any more desperate? Cheergirl is trying to hide it but inside she's seething with jealousy because she knows Sperm-For-Brains is dumb enough to fall for their skanky ploys.

I can't believe they're giving Sophomore Slut #1 yet another Hall Pass. The producers really have it in for Cheergirl. I keep waiting for someone to point out to her that if what Sperm-For-Brains really wants is a mindless bang, then he's not going to be father material until he gets it out of his system. And I keep waiting for someone to point out to Skankgirl that if she "wins" him with her slutty ways, it's only a matter of time before someone ELSE better-looking (and this won't be hard) comes along and takes him from HER with her own slutty ways.