Roll Call

Roll Call

Hmmm... what are the chances, do you think, that if I asked people to identify themselves that any would actually respond. I mean besides Mike J, Girlie, Aud, Paul, Kwame, Lani and Tony. Although you guys can identify yourselves too of course. Sitemeter (which is acting kind of crazy today) says my average unique daily visits is somewhere in the 70s. So assuming that 10 or so of those are my friends who read this blog semi-regularly, I'm left with around 60 visits a day. Using Fake Math, 60 unique (meaning once you come, you're not counted again for that day) visits a day probably translates to somewhere in the vicinity of 150-300 different people each week. Yeah I know that's a large vicinity. Fake Math is not always specific (nor accurate). So assuming that at the very minimum 150 people come on here each week, and I know of about 10 of you, who are the rest of you people? I'm not asking this to be mean. Obviously if I've put my idiotic thoughts up on the internet for the whole world to read then I want people to read them. But I am genuinely curious about the lurkers. What's your name? Where are you from? You're not in jail right now are you? What are your hopes? What are your dreams? Are you rich? Rich enough to give me money just out of the goodness of your own heart? Just kidding about the last two. Well not really, if you're a millionaire.

So why don't I just toss out this little questionaire and see if anyone actually responds:

1. First name
2. Location
3. Favorite movie
4. Favorite food
5. Favorite porn star
6. Describe yourself in three words.
7. What's the longest you've ever gone without taking a bath?
8. Do you pick your nose when no one's looking?
9. What celebrity would you like to hit in the back of the head with a shovel?
10. Have we ever met? If no is it because you're in jail?
11. If you owned a racehorse, what would its name be?

Okay if more than 5 people respond I'll think it's a good turnout.