The quizzes other people put on their sites never fail to lure me. This time I've purloined a quiz off Blog Ho's site:
You are a dark goddess!
Which Ultimate Beautiful Woman are You?
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There's no way that's me. My boobs aren't that big. And I file down the horns. Horns are so last year. Plus, I don't think that outfit can be described as "revealing enough just to tease." Unless you live in a nudist colony I suppose. I also wouldn't describe me as a "succubus." However, my ex-boyfriends, ex-husband and ex-whatevers probably would disagree. I tried to cheat and change the first answer to change the results, but it kept the same answer. Okay I'm really not feeling this evil-looking slut. Aud changed one of her answers to "wears protective clothing" (JCrew now sells BDUs) and turned from Pocohantas into The Warrioress. So I changed my last answer to "Xena" and predictably it turned into the Warrioress also. Who is still slutty (all the choices kinda are) but not slutty in that "I want to drink your blood and have sex with your corpse" way that the Succubus is. I am bothered by the idea of a Warrioress who shows off her nipples. Although not as bothered as mannequins with nipples. Mannequins with nipples are just really really weird.
3 comments:
But still very sexy. And succubus? One of my top five favorite words. It just sounds so nasty, and what's not to like about that?
Any word with the sound "suck can always be classified as a good one.
even...succotash?
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