Late At Night
Geo and I were watching Howard on E tonight, and they had chicks playing strap-on baseball for implants. I felt bad for this one chick who was playing to get hers fixed because the original doctor fucked up on hers. Howard bugs sometimes on TV, because you can see that he has a preference for a certain kind of female (girl-next-door types or porn-star-girl-next-door-types.) Like he'll stick his tongue up one girl's ass for a few minutes then move on to the next one and treat her like she's trash for coming onto the show and wearing a strap-on. Um hello, they both made that rather stellar decision. Equal-opportunity hating is what we're looking for. On the next episode, they showed some porn chicks stripping against each other in one of the usual trivia contests.
Geo: Okay those look weird to me. Fake boobs are hard.
Riss: How would you know, you've never felt any.
Geo: Yeah I have at Lace, I felt them on my head.
Riss: Oh yeah I forgot about that.
Geo (banging his arms on either side of my face): It felt like this.
Riss: Ow, ow stop!
Riss: I felt what's-her-face's at work and they weren't that hard.
Geo: Why were you feeling her boobs?
Riss: I don't know, she asked me to.