March 8, 2005

Public Service Announcement

Yet Another Public Service Announcement

I suspect this one is kind of useless however. We at Tequila Shots would just like to inform people that it is a stupid fucking idea to drink 50 shots of tequila.

It is ALSO a stupid idea to:

1. Jump out of a plane without a parachute.
2. Drink arsenic.
3. Have unprotected sex with a slutty heroin fiend.
4. Pour gasoline on yourself and smoke a cigarette.
5. Shoot at a lion if you're not going to hit him.
6. Tell your fellow prison inmates that only gay guys have butt sex.
7. Play Russian Roulette with a loaded gun.
8. Cover yourself with peanut butter and play with rabid, wild dogs.
9. Resist arrest when there are 8 cops and only one of you.
10. Tell your wife while she's holding a butcher knife that yes, you did indeed sleep with her sister but it wasn't half as good as the time you slept with her best friend.

Just so people know.

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