I am too lazy to write a post. So here is some chat.
Stevie: Ray is confused
Riss: I told Steve he'll be going to so many gay places with you that he'll become "a regular." And that eventually no one will believe he's straight, because he's "a regular."
G: What's the diff? No one believes it now.
Riss: And then they will want to help him out of the closet with roofies
Ray: I already told Prinz and Sarah we're gonna hit up Gym this week
Ray: To you know...watch NBA
Ray: *looks around awkwardly*
(Editor's note: Is that like watching Radar? "I always drink coffee when I watch Radar, you know that!")
Riss: And um, shoot pool. And flex.
Stevie: Haha funny
Riss: Steve is like "What? Flexing? I'm in!!"
Stevie: Hey seriously though, Gym isn't too bad. It's like a frat party with no girls, and the guys are just really really friendly.
Riss: Yeah Gym is cool, it's like a frat party with no girls and guys that like to hug Steve
Riss: in the ass
G: I'm so shaking my head
Stevie: ok no wait
Ray: frats like to play 'sword fights' don't they?
Riss: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SWORD FIGHTS
Ray: It's like a frat party and it's always initiation week
Stevie: not sword fights 'per se'
Riss: I so forgot that Stevie story
Stevie: It's CROSS SWORDS
Ray: potato, potato
Riss: potayto potahto
Riss: G, Steve played "crossed swords" with his cousin last year... in the shower
Ray: They touched penii... before kissing
Stevie: I did not!! And it's actually "penises" like "mastodonic, gargantuan penises"
G: And you're trying to convince me he's not gay? puuuhhhh leeeez
Riss: Yeah okay a few years ago, when you were "6 and twenty"
G: I bet he enjoyed that cross sword game
Ray: He invented it
Stevie: I was 6!
Riss: (and twenty)
Stevie: Like the sunday times cross sword puzzle?
Ray: I'm gonna create a wikipedia entry and put Steve's picture
Riss: One of my friends didn't stop showering with his mom until he was like 11. When he told us that story I laughed so hard I peed a little.
Ray: "Cross Sword : Game invented by Stevie D. Best played with cousin of same sex. Good between ages of 6 (and twenty) til now"
Riss: ahhaahha yes! I am going to add it to Urban Dictionary RIGHT NOW
Stevie: no don't
G: which picture are you using?
Ray: well since the story takes place in a shower...
Ray: there's always this one of him in the shower
Ray: HAHAHAHA fuck
Ray: we both just LOL'ed
Ray: and i have a headache now