Gigli

I know I haven't been around awhile... too busy having babies (Faith and Angelina entered the world on July 22, at 7:51 and 7:52 pm respectively) but I just HAD to stop on by and say that the best reading I've done all summer (besides Harry Potter Book Five) were the reviews for Gigli. It's hard to select what my favorite quote from a review would be... there are so many to choose from. I'll just list my top 5:

"Imagine a movie made up entirely of deleted scenes..."
"This is a movie that manages to keep finding new ways of being stupid."
"It is an exquisitely bad movie... one to be savoured, marvelled over, shared with friends and generally appreciated in a state of awestruck wonder."
"Gigli rhymes with "really." As in "really bad," or "really offensive," or "really wish I�d remembered my gun so I could just shoot myself now and end the misery."
"Gigli is so unrelentingly bad that people may want to see it as a bonding experience. Viewers (read: victims) will want to talk and comfort each other afterwards."
"A perfect storm of cinematic awfulness."
"I am giving "Gigli" one star and that is only because of Walken: if director Brest were smart, when the film hits DVD, he should only release that scene and stick the rest in the deleted scenes section."

Okay that was 7. But it's hard to only pick 5 from 95 bad reviews. And I can't stress myself. I just had babies.