Magic Asses
There's a hypothetical question on my girl Aud's blog. I don't want to steal the bandwidth of the site she got it from so I'll just post the link.
Two questions:
1. So why would Bill go after Mary?
2. Does Mary have a magic ass?
That IS the point. Mary has a magic ass. Most girls just do it standard but Mary lets him do the backdoor bonanza and so Bill figures she's well worth $968. According to a recent poll taken of fat and ugly 45-year-old men, the average cost to pay a hooker to let you bone her in the ass is $150. So if Bill gets to bone Mary in the ass more than 7 times, his investment pays off. If he gets to bone her in the ass every day, his investment could be paid off in ONE WEEK. How many investments do you know of pay off in one week?
