HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike is like 80 years old today. If we were in Japan and I had unlimited Yens I would take him to go eat sushi off some virgins-who-are-probably-crazy-ass-hoes-in-real-life. You know how Japanese porn is, it's only slightly more insane than German porn. All that post-WW2 aggression bottled up into nice, peace-time advocacy has to manifest somewhere. But I digress.

Anyhoo, since we're not in Japan, and for the time being I so do not have unlimited duckets, a night of liquor and alternative music it will be. Geo and I will be making a rare public appearance together (for fun and sans kids) in honor of this momentous occasion. This will up our past year total to:

1. Tony's birthday party in the city
2. The midnight showing of Return of the King on opening day
3. Our anniversary dinner at Mount Fuji
4. The matinee show of Harry Potter 3
5. Aerosmith live at Jones Beach
6. Who knows what to celebrate Mike's 33rd (yeah you read that correctly, he's old as dirt) birthday