Must See Thursday

Must See Thursday

First and foremost, Andy Roddick should not have lost that game. After coming back 2 sets, he shouldn't have let some fucked up calls de-rail him so badly. Johansson big time took advantage of that. That being said, they NEED instant replay in tennis. It's just getting too fucking ridiculous. And if that linesperson calling the serves is afraid to get hit by the ball, she shouldn't be a linesperson.

Joey was actually pretty funny. Geo and I laughed out loud quite a few times. I was a bit skeptical about the show before but now I'm a fan.

And on to...

The Apprentice: Season Premiere

1. They have exactly one black guy, one asian girl, one black girl and a bunch of white people... again????? There really is a racial glass ceiling in Corporate America. NBC doesn't even want to pretend that it's not there. They're like "Fuck it everyone knows it's there, why try to hide it."

2. My first superficial impressions are that one of the chics looks about 13 years old, Jennifer M the attorney is like what Tori Spelling would look like if Tori Spelling wasn't so ugly, one chic is like the old guy at the club, John is cute, the other guys are eh and no man should ever be named "Kelly."

3. They just imitated the formula for season one. YES it's another unattractive Asian chic. We're not all that bad you know. At least this one seems like a decent human being. Tammy in season one was a walking dildo. Raj is like Sam from season one but a hundred times more eclectic which is a nice word for weird. Those bow ties were horrific and those red pants shouldn't be worn by anyone who doesn't get paid to wear face paint and blow up balloons shaped like animals.

4. The women didn't take the "to the men dominating the women" toast very well. Umm un-bunch those panties ladies, it's only the first day.

5. Pamela aka The Old Woman was smart to go be project manager of the men. But if she's 32 years old I'll eat this keyboard. She looks like she's about 45. I'm not saying 45 is old. But it is when you're pretending that you're 32, in a competition that has people in their early twenties.

6. Of course the black guy says shit like "That's just how we roll."

7. The women's corporate name is APEX????? As in "the apex of her thighs" which is one of the most common phrases in trashy romance novels? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! They should have just called themselves "Vagina Corp." Yeah yeah, I know apex means "the vertex" like they're the pinnacle of success. But it's still a stupid name. However not as stupid as "Mosaic." Could mosaic be any more of a gay ass corporate name? No, it can't.

8. I like sports but Bradford's football toy idea was kind of hoky. Especially when the women are talking about a vehicle that turns from a boat to a tank. That sounds awesome. I'd buy that toy. That's not what they built though. The final toy results were kind of lame. The car was neat but it looked like every other toy car in the toy car section of Toys R Us. I thought they were going to be more out there, like Monster Garage or Pimp My Ride. And the Crustacean Nation claw man leopard toy thing was just weird. The kids in the focus group weren't playing with it, they were just trying to figure out what it was.

9. Pamela aka Old Cunt Woman is a dillhole. No she didn't straight up start talking shit about the little boy's hair in front of Carolyn and the Mattel executives. Idiot. Way to be completely unprofessional on the very first day. And the boy she called "chubby" still has time to lose some weight. What the hell is she going to do about her face. Aud doesn't like her either but she also dislikes "the chic with the dyke hair." For me the jury's still out on her. She seems extremely uptight but she could just be on major defense mode. I actually like her hair. She has that face that would look manly with long hair but seems more feminine with short. No idea why. Maybe I just liked the pink Chanel-esque suit jacket she was rocking.

10. Stacie J is just a nutcase. I think she's bipolar. Fricken Apprentice producers trying to recruit another Omarosa.

11. So Apex (snicker) won with their toy that didn't require much creative thought. As a result they got to eat dinner at Trump's tacky homage to the Gods of Gold Plating. When Donald Trump's girlfriend came downstairs Aud and I were like "Whoaaaa she has enormous boobs" and Geo was like "Eeew imagine she has Donald Trump on her every night." EEEEEW. Way to ruin it Geo. That one dark-haired Ashley Judd-type looked as if she was making eyes at Donald Trump but she was jsut trying to see what fork he was using.

12. The funniest part of the show was when Andy was staring at Old Cunt Woman and said something like "I just want to hit her in the back of the head with a shovel." HAHAHAHAHA!!! That's just so damn funny. I'm feeling Andy. The boardroom is messy as usual. They got rid of Rob because he was "underutilized" when they really should have gotten rid of Old Cunt Woman. But even though Carolyn despises Old Cunt Woman she wasn't about to recommend her removal. Because she's one of those characters everyone loves to hate and that means ratings. Why do you think Omarosa lasted so long in Season One.

In the final analysis it looks like season two is still going to be worth watching. They pretty much re-created season one, but I had a good time with that one so no complaints here.