Googlism

Googlism

Warning, this post is going to suck balls because I'd rather go watch the new DVD Mike brought over, Batman Begins. I said I was going to post more, not that they would be quality posts. My new mantra in life is quantity not quality. This applies to sex and posts but not food and liquor. "Well drinks" are just wrong. In hell, they serve tofu and make you watch infomercials all day and night, but it's open bar. With well drinks. Well drinks are to be blamed for those nights you wake up next to a puddle of your own vomit, wondering where your clothes are and who the guy next to you is. "He looks familiar but... do I know him?" I don't mean ME personally. Or even YOU personally. But people personally (Steve), can blame well drinks for those nights, should they hypothetically ever happen.

I decided it's about time I jumped on the Googlism bandwagon.
You think you know me? You don't know me. Googlism knows me.

riss is here but asleep
riss is for web site purchases only
riss is not a professional psychologist
riss is a current master gardener
riss is a republican
riss is supposed to counter organized crime
riss is surprisingly a nice person
riss is tired of having her horses spooked and being run off of the trail by atvs
riss is working on a book
riss is providing riss
riss is a dream so she's kinda see through
riss is interesting for two reasons
riss is approx 200

Still don't know me yet? We'll delve deeper.

marissa is nothing short of colorful
marissa is a young aa woman that dates only married men
marissa is always smiling
marissa is also an ordained minister with the universal life church
marissa is approximately 2
marissa is in charge of the seventh fleet
marissa is sufficiently drugged
marissa is more of an outside shooter
marissa is too angelic for words
marissa is actually aware of or behind the advent of this site
marissa is a player to be feared by any opposing team
marissa is totally dependent on her ventilator "charlie"
marissa is enjoying her horse bullseye
marissa is an elegant heavy weight woven jacquard featuring a lovely floral design
marissa is an eclectic neopagan
marissa is in her own abandoned castle with no drawbridge
marissa is quite groovy
marissa is chased by several hit men while trying to find enough evidence to convince the authorities of the deadly scheme and stop the looming epidemic
marissa is standing there
marissa is the queen of trancing bunnies and has been able to trance every bunny she has ever tried

NOW, you know me. And trust me, I trance bunnies like it's nobody's business. (Is that something perverted? I don't even know what that means. I hope I didn't just publicly announce that I bang animals like it's nobody's business. I can see myself on the stand years from now, being discredited because I admitted to banging poor little defenseless bunny rabbits.)