Two of my very favorite people were born today.
Just between me and you, I like one a bit more than the other because I sleep with him. Don't tell anyone though.
51. Geo was born at Jersey City Med, almost 2 weeks late.
52. People think Geo is quiet but he actually talks a lot to people he knows.
53. He is even more politically incorrect than I am.
54. But flies under the radar so no one can tell. This blog outs him a lot though.
55. Geo not only fixes everything in the house that breaks (including the plumbing), he also fixes our roof, laid the tiles down in the bathroom and kitchen, puts up shelves and builds random things around the house.
56. He likes putting things together, even IKEA crap and toys.
57. Geo isn't quite lactose intolerant, more like "lactose displeased."
58. Which doesn't stop him from putting cheese in everything he eats.
59. Geo consumes White Castle murder burgers, McDonald's double cheeseburgers, ice cream and coffee by the truckload and never gains any weight.
60. He doesn't work out either. It's pretty sickening.
61. His first dog was named Skippy. Skippy died in a tragic water accident.
62. Geo plays The Cure and Smashing Pumpkins when I'm not in the car.
63. He has a pretty nice singing voice, not that he ever sings.
64. He can also draw very well, not that he ever draws anymore. And dance very well, not that he ever dances. And play the drums very well, not that he really drums anymore either.
65. Geo once had to stuff his girlfriend's best friend in the closet... naked.
66. When his girlfriend knocked at the door to get some.
67. It took 5 years to shake off the last of the karma.
68. Geo randomly dislikes Julia Roberts, Renee Zellweger and Kirsten Dunst. Every time one flashes on the screen he goes "Oh I hate that girl."
69. He wants to live somewhere warm.
70. Geo loves aquariums. He used to have some big piranhas that went nuts when the ph balance in the tank was altered. The last two ate each other to death simultaneously.
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